Do you feel lonely and empty inside ? Thats because you got a Blahweh sized vacuum in your heart. Are you addicted to drugs and or alcohol ? That's because you need to get in touch with your higher BlahWeh. Broken heart? Broken marrage? Awwe you poor thing. You need a little BlahWeh in your life! What's that your an amputee ,well sorry that's one problem BlahWeh doesn't address.
Do you struggle with the origin of life and the cosmos? That's ok instead of just admitting you don't know, just say BlahWeh did it. Do you fear death and dying? Well then just say these magic words and muster up enough sincerity and BlahWeh will grant you an eternal blah type of existence after death. What's that? If the earth is only 6 thousand years old then why do we have fossils much older than that? Well BlahWeh did it to test your faith and to fool those who ask too many questions instead of just believing that BlahWeh did it. Those stupid fools! They should have just started with the assumption that BlahWeh did it. What's that you want to know what BlahWeh is? BlahWeh is not material.
BlahWeh is non visible.
BlahWeh exists no place ,and yet is omni present.
BlahWeh exists no time.
BlahWeh has no needs.
BlahWeh is simple.
BlahWeh is with out begining or end.
What? No! I'm not talking about non existence! How dear you doubt the existence of the great BlahWeh!!! The fool says in his wicked little heart there is no BlahWeh. The proof of blahweh's existence is that with out BlahWeh you couldn't know any thing. In order to argue against BlahWeh you must first presuppose BlahWeh. How can you look at all that BlahWeh has pulled from nothing and not believe? Thats crazy! Sorry don't have enough faith that everything came from nothing! BlahWeh loves you but if you don't believe he is gonna stick pine cones in your ass for all eternity! Remember that piece of candy you stole when you were 4? Well BlahWeh must punish you for that unless you believe! BlahWeh is love ,but BlahWeh is a perfectionist and even though His Blahness created you ,it's your fault for being born imperfect!
Do you struggle with the origin of life and the cosmos? That's ok instead of just admitting you don't know, just say BlahWeh did it. Do you fear death and dying? Well then just say these magic words and muster up enough sincerity and BlahWeh will grant you an eternal blah type of existence after death. What's that? If the earth is only 6 thousand years old then why do we have fossils much older than that? Well BlahWeh did it to test your faith and to fool those who ask too many questions instead of just believing that BlahWeh did it. Those stupid fools! They should have just started with the assumption that BlahWeh did it. What's that you want to know what BlahWeh is? BlahWeh is not material.
BlahWeh is non visible.
BlahWeh exists no place ,and yet is omni present.
BlahWeh exists no time.
BlahWeh has no needs.
BlahWeh is simple.
BlahWeh is with out begining or end.
What? No! I'm not talking about non existence! How dear you doubt the existence of the great BlahWeh!!! The fool says in his wicked little heart there is no BlahWeh. The proof of blahweh's existence is that with out BlahWeh you couldn't know any thing. In order to argue against BlahWeh you must first presuppose BlahWeh. How can you look at all that BlahWeh has pulled from nothing and not believe? Thats crazy! Sorry don't have enough faith that everything came from nothing! BlahWeh loves you but if you don't believe he is gonna stick pine cones in your ass for all eternity! Remember that piece of candy you stole when you were 4? Well BlahWeh must punish you for that unless you believe! BlahWeh is love ,but BlahWeh is a perfectionist and even though His Blahness created you ,it's your fault for being born imperfect!
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